There must have been an accident,Last week I went on an acid trip,Woke up this morning,In my Pink Panther Panties…Holding an axe again. The hatchets on the mattress,Like an 80s slasher film,I’m the body snatcher,Grin’n at opposing antonyms. Oh lord please…I’m in need of a hand,Just crossed PickwickHeaded back to Riverbend,When I got back I Read more

Friday the 13th project: Making windchimes from sharpened sawZall blades… Grab me a chain saw… saw y’r (sawyer) limbs off,muddaphuk a fuggin sawZall dawg, put your hands in a chop saw,saw y’r (sawyer) fingers off…gone. Read more