Backyard Mechanics
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đź“° BUZZARD NEWS BREAKING: THE BUZZARD DUST EXPERIMENT APPEARS TO BE WORKING By: emmittowens.com Staff – August 17, 2026 There comes a point in every experiment where you stop, look at the equipment, and say: “Well hell… I think this thing is actually working.” That’s where we’re at with Buzzard Dust. When this started, there… Read more
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The Froggies – Ice Cold Beer 🍺 | Official Music Video | Buzzard Dust: Aluminum 🍺 “Ice Cold Beer” by The FroggiesFrom the upcoming album Buzzard Dust: Aluminum Written by Emmitt OwensBuzzard Dust: AluminumIndex #07132026 Pull up a stump, crack open a cold one, and spend a few minutes with The Froggies—Buzzard Dust Mixtapes’ favorite… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Hog Haulin’ HellcatWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by: Waylon*Episode: 8 Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale that’ll make you question everything you know about both personal protective equipment and the proper use of a seven-hundred and seventeen-horsepower muscle car. This here story takes place on one of them… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Yankee InvasionWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by Waylon*Episode 8 Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the day a genuine Yankee wandered into Mad Mechanics and turned everything sideways, backwards, and inside out. It was one of them crisp September mornings when the leaves were turnin’ colors prettier than… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The OSHApocalypseWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by: Waylon*Episode: 7.7 1. “Safety’s in the Eye of the Beer-Holder” Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, picture a June heat so thick you could butter pancakes with it and serve it alongside scrabbled eggs. Chester had them bay doors flung wide open like a preacher’s arms on… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: Friday Night FeverWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by: Waylon*Episode 6.5 Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the Friday night that turned the Buzzard Roost VFW Hall into the wildest hootenanny this side of Nashville. It all started when Chester figured the boys had been workin’ so hard, they deserved… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Bug-Eyed BelieverWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by: Waylon*Episode 6 Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, settle back for a tale about the day modern music, automotive ignorance, and a heavy dose of attitude all collided at Mad Mechanics like a three-car pileup on the highway to nowhere. This here story takes place on one of… Read more
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Episode 5.5: Sunday Fishing BluesWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by Waylon* Waylon Intro: “Well now, folks, gather ’round and let me spin you a tale about friendship, fishing, and the kind of Sunday that reminds you why Alabama’s the finest state in the union. This here story takes place down in Buzzard Roost, where the… Read more
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Episode 5: The Gospel According to RatrodsWritten by: Emmitt Owens*As narrated by Waylon* Waylon Intro: “Well now, folks, settle back and let me tell you about the time the boys at Mad Mechanics decided to build themselves what they called a “rat rod.” Now, if you don’t know what a rat rod is, picture a… Read more
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Episode 4: Moses, Glenn, and the Miracle at Bear Lake*Written by: Emmitt Owens**As narrated by Waylon* Waylon, Intro: Well now, folks, let me tell you about the Sunday when the boys at Mad Mechanics discovered that sometimes the best car finds come from the most unexpected places – including the bottom of Bear Lake and… Read more
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