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Emmitt Owens

Episode

  • The Mall Incident

           “Thoshe peepuh who fink they’re famoush,” Logan mumbled through a mouthful of half-chewed fries, bits of potato flying across the table with each syllable, “buh only haff four frensh.” He continued chewing open-mouthed, a glob of ketchup sliding down his chin unnoticed as he gestured emphatically with another fry clutched between greasy fingers.     “What?” Read more

  • Th’Ville – S01E01 – Intro

    Hook:Welcome to the Ville Verse:We got trailer hoes,And these trailer trash,Cracker boxes and these laundry mats,Outcast Outclassed,Where’s whitey at?No … Piggly wiggly,Pickled cheese,Silly Willie,Tickle these,Tickle what?Tickle nuts,Figgle Wiggle Jiggle Thud.Down hoe,Hoe down,Spin your partner round and round,Were homeward bound,So y’all yonder,Caterpillar,Later … Gater … Tiller,Tractor Big ol’truck,Uncle Buck is stuck in mud,Aunt Gina’s got a Read more