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Emmitt Owens

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  • Mad Mechanics: A Pisces With Blue Eyes

    Mad Mechanics: A Pisces With Blue EyesWritten by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05282026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, gather close, because this here is the story of how a man who hadn’t caught anything meaningful in six years went down to a creek on a Tuesday morning in April with a pole, a half-eaten… Read more

  • 50 Days and Forever

       50 Days and Foreverfor the one Providence cast toward me… Day One · The Water   Before I knew you, I knew the river …the hush of current, the patience of the line,how a man learns to wait on something greaterthan himself. Then you stood at the water’s edgeand I forgot I was waiting at… Read more

  • The Little Man Who Rode a Pig

    The Little Man Who Rode a Pig By: Emmitt Owens There once was a man no bigger than dew, who clung to a pig — what else could he do? A pig round and rosy, with confident grins, who dragged him through life by the fold of her skin. She loved the attention — the… Read more

  • Babel in Relationships: How Communication Breakdowns Mirror the Tower of Pride

    Babel in Relationships: How Communication Breakdowns Mirror the Tower of Pride (A Blunt Bible Commentary Essay by Emmitt Owens)(Index #10192025-B)Written: October 19th 2025 Version Two  Author’s Note The Tower of Babel isn’t just about architecture — it’s about communication. And if you’ve ever tried to love someone and found yourself talking circles around the same fight,… Read more

  • A Fish Story: The One that Didn’t Get Away

    The One That Didn’t Get AwayA Fish Story (index #0420-04222026)    Every fisherman has a story about the one that got away.     This is not that story.    In Genesis 24, there is a love story that begins the way the best ones do… not with planning, not with strategy, but with a well, and… Read more

  • The Unmasked Self

       Last week, I took my daughter and my friend’s son fishing to what the locals call Quarter Creek, a small sandy beach with a dock, a connection of Bear Creek Reservoir, in Haleyville Alabama . It was my first day of vacation from work. No agenda, no obligations… just the kids, the water, and… Read more

  • 😂 She Had Four Last Names 😂

    Most people would have let the first name slip go. I let it file itself away instead and three hours later, a birthday post, a friends list, and one last name she never mentioned cracked the whole thing open. Read more

  • A Push, Pull Kind of Love

    The text explores a unique kind of love characterized by a push-pull dynamic, where individuals desire closeness yet fear vulnerability. This love is neither cruel nor playful, but rather reflects an internal struggle for space and connection. It highlights the challenges faced by both lovers and the loneliness that can arise from this complexity. Read more

  • I’d… Backup Plan: Full Mission

    I’d… Backup Plan: Full MissionBackup Plans — The Real KindBy: Emmitt Owens(Index: #02232026)      Let’s talk about backup plans, because a lot of asshats out there have their whole system thought out. “I’ll keep him/her around if this doesn’t work out.” That’s asshat ideology. It’s selfish, it’s cowardly, and it guarantees you’ll never fully show… Read more

  • Growth: How We Turned Forever Into Something Better

    Growth: How We Turned Forever into Something BetterBy Emmitt Owens(2480 Roasting Words of Celebration, 29 Years After the Marriage… the 17th Year of Divorce.) Index #0213226 Seesha,I love that we could orchestrate this whole roast week together – celebrating what would’ve been our 29th wedding anniversary and our 17th year of divorce at the same… Read more