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Emmitt Owens

May 2026

  • The Blunt Bible: Abram Rescues Lot (Genesis 14:1-24)

    ABRAM RESCUES LOT (Genesis 14:1-24)The Blunt Bible EditionBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #10222025) Loyalty doesn’t require reciprocation. Provision doesn’t require compromise. —– ✍️ Author’s Note:   I’ve shown up for people who didn’t want me there.   And I’ve walked away from money I could have taken.   Both in the same season of my life. The first one:   Someone… Read more

  • Fourteen Days

    — I’m posting this here as a hidden post and it’ll be made public the minute we sign these papers. Reason for doing this? To keep anyone from changing my mind, changing our minds. To keep the faithless away, like garlic to a vampire. Our minds are made up and they will not change. ….… Read more

  • Babel in Relationships: How Communication Breakdowns Mirror the Tower of Pride

    Babel in Relationships: How Communication Breakdowns Mirror the Tower of Pride (A Blunt Bible Commentary Essay by Emmitt Owens)(Index #10192025-B)Written: October 19th 2025 Version Two  Author’s Note The Tower of Babel isn’t just about architecture — it’s about communication. And if you’ve ever tried to love someone and found yourself talking circles around the same fight,… Read more

  • Jim and the Terrible Think-So Machine

    “Jim and the Terrible Think-So Machine”(A whimsical caution, in a Seuss-ish scene) By: Emmitt Owens (Index #04062026) In a town not too far, not too loud, not too grim,Lived a Think-So Machine in the mind of young Jim.It whirred and it clicked, it assumed and it guessed,And it always told Jim that he knew what… Read more

  • The Blunt Bible: Abram & Lot Separate (Genesis 13:1-18)

    ABRAM AND LOT SEPARATE (Genesis 13:1-18)The Blunt Bible EditionBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #10212025) Lot chooses by sight. Abram trusts a sentence from God. —– ✍️ Author’s Note:I’ve always let everyone have first choice of anything. All my life. You pick where we eat. You choose the movie. You take the better seat. You get the promotion.… Read more