Comedy
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Transmitter from the ShitterA tale outta Churntown, Alabama I. The Man, The Myth, The Outhouse Now Rusty Eaton had wrote him four hundred and twelve songs, and he knowed it exact, on account of he numbered every last one in Sharpie marker on the inside of the outhouse door, right up next to his cousin… Read more
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The Buzzard Times From Packing Heat to Packaging Bath Salts: The Strange Career Evolution of a Wrapper Florence, Ala. — There was a time when he packed heat. Mixtapes. Albums. Hard rhymes. Loaded pistols. Hard attitude. He wasn’t arranging anything. He was moving units. He spoke like a man who believed nobody could touch him,… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Accountability PrincipleEpisode 14.2Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the week Chester learned that sometimes fixing mistakes is harder than fixing engines — and that the difference between a man and a boy ain’t age, it’s whether you own what you break.… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: Hallelujah HorsepowerEpisode 12.5 — Holiday Choir Van SpecialWritten by: Emmitt Owens(Index #12012025-12032025)As narrated by: Waylon Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale about the night when divine intervention met backwoods engineering, when a church van became a rolling miracle, and when the boys at Mad Mechanics discovered that sometimes the… Read more
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The Little Man Who Rode a Pig By: Emmitt Owens There once was a man no bigger than dew, who clung to a pig — what else could he do? A pig round and rosy, with confident grins, who dragged him through life by the fold of her skin. She loved the attention — the… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Dunning-Kruger Mower BladeEpisode 13.9Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05192026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the day Reedus met a man who proved that confidence and competence ain’t always traveling in the same direction. This here’s a story about Jim Patterson – a 45-year-old fellow who… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Gospel According to GreaseEpisode 14.3Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05172026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the Sunday morning when a man of the cloth learned that sometimes the best sermons aren’t preached from pulpits … they’re delivered with socket wrenches and cigarette smoke, by men… Read more
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MAD MECHANICS™Episode: Operation Sky BucketThe Great Buzzard Roost UFO IncidentWritten by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon Waylon’s intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale about the night two stoned mechanics accidentally became Buzzard Roost’s first extraterrestrial crisis. This here story proves that the best ideas happen when common sense has clocked out and… Read more
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THE POSSUM BRANCH SERIESEpisode 4: The Great Buzzard Roost UFOBy: Emmitt Owens (Index #12122025) They say nothing good happens after midnight. They’ve clearly never sat in a plywood box at the end of Slaughter Pen Road listening to this town lose its mind in real time. It’s 1:11 AM and the tower outside sounds… Read more
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Chill n’FillEpisode: The Night the Sky Dropped DinnerWritten by: Emmitt Owens (Index #12102025) They say nothing good happens after midnight. I’ve always thought that was less a warning and more an observation about the kind of people who are still awake to witness it. It was 11:47 PM on a Wednesday that felt like… Read more
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