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Mad Mechanics: The Gospel According to GreaseEpisode 14.3Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05172026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the Sunday morning when a man of the cloth learned that sometimes the best sermons aren’t preached from pulpits … they’re delivered with socket wrenches and cigarette smoke, by men… Read more
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MAD MECHANICS™Episode: Operation Sky BucketThe Great Buzzard Roost UFO IncidentWritten by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon Waylon’s intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale about the night two stoned mechanics accidentally became Buzzard Roost’s first extraterrestrial crisis. This here story proves that the best ideas happen when common sense has clocked out and… Read more
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THE POSSUM BRANCH SERIESEpisode 4: The Great Buzzard Roost UFOBy: Emmitt Owens (Index #12122025) They say nothing good happens after midnight. They’ve clearly never sat in a plywood box at the end of Slaughter Pen Road listening to this town lose its mind in real time. It’s 1:11 AM and the tower outside sounds… Read more
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Chill n’FillEpisode: The Night the Sky Dropped DinnerWritten by: Emmitt Owens (Index #12102025) They say nothing good happens after midnight. I’ve always thought that was less a warning and more an observation about the kind of people who are still awake to witness it. It was 11:47 PM on a Wednesday that felt like… Read more
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ABRAM RESCUES LOT (Genesis 14:1-24)The Blunt Bible EditionBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #10222025) Loyalty doesn’t require reciprocation. Provision doesn’t require compromise. —– ✍️ Author’s Note: I’ve shown up for people who didn’t want me there. And I’ve walked away from money I could have taken. Both in the same season of my life. The first one: Someone… Read more
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“Jim and the Terrible Think-So Machine”(A whimsical caution, in a Seuss-ish scene) By: Emmitt Owens (Index #04062026) In a town not too far, not too loud, not too grim,Lived a Think-So Machine in the mind of young Jim.It whirred and it clicked, it assumed and it guessed,And it always told Jim that he knew what… Read more
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THE POSSUM BRANCH SERIESEpisode 1: PILOT: The Squirrel SiegeBy: Emmitt Owens (Index #12012025) They don’t train you in radio school for nights like these. Mostly because nobody goes to radio school anymore. You just show up, prove you can avoid dead air, and pray someone remembers to pay you. I’m broadcasting from a shed… Read more
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Most people would have let the first name slip go. I let it file itself away instead and three hours later, a birthday post, a friends list, and one last name she never mentioned cracked the whole thing open. Read more
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The Glorious Glitchbbrains of Who-Did-I-Do?By: Emmitt Owens(Index #12062025) In the kingdom of Blameless-Beloo,live the Glorious Glitchbbrains of Who-Did-I-Do?They twirl through their stories with confident skips,while dropping their memories like popcorn and chips. They once swapped a heart for a moment of thrill —with a stranger whose name they misplaced on a sill.“Oh fiddlesticks! Who WAS… Read more
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The Me-Me-Me MonstersBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #12042025) In a town near the Valley of Didn’t-You-Know,Lived folks who were stars of their own one-man shows.They’d puff up their chests with a me-me-me boom,Till they sucked every ounce of attention in rooms. They’d never ask questions like “How was your day?”For that would mean listening — what? No… Read more
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