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Mad Mechanics: The Dunning-Kruger Mower BladeEpisode 13.9Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05192026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the day Reedus met a man who proved that confidence and competence ain’t always traveling in the same direction. This here’s a story about Jim Patterson – a 45-year-old fellow who… Read more
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Mad Mechanics: The Gospel According to GreaseEpisode 14.3Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05172026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the Sunday morning when a man of the cloth learned that sometimes the best sermons aren’t preached from pulpits … they’re delivered with socket wrenches and cigarette smoke, by men… Read more
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MAD MECHANICS™Episode: Operation Sky BucketThe Great Buzzard Roost UFO IncidentWritten by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon Waylon’s intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale about the night two stoned mechanics accidentally became Buzzard Roost’s first extraterrestrial crisis. This here story proves that the best ideas happen when common sense has clocked out and… Read more
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THE POSSUM BRANCH SERIESEpisode 4: The Great Buzzard Roost UFOBy: Emmitt Owens (Index #12122025) They say nothing good happens after midnight. They’ve clearly never sat in a plywood box at the end of Slaughter Pen Road listening to this town lose its mind in real time. It’s 1:11 AM and the tower outside sounds… Read more
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Chill n’FillEpisode: The Night the Sky Dropped DinnerWritten by: Emmitt Owens (Index #12102025) They say nothing good happens after midnight. I’ve always thought that was less a warning and more an observation about the kind of people who are still awake to witness it. It was 11:47 PM on a Wednesday that felt like… Read more
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ABRAM RESCUES LOT (Genesis 14:1-24)The Blunt Bible EditionBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #10222025) Loyalty doesn’t require reciprocation. Provision doesn’t require compromise. —– ✍️ Author’s Note: I’ve shown up for people who didn’t want me there. And I’ve walked away from money I could have taken. Both in the same season of my life. The first one: Someone… Read more
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“Jim and the Terrible Think-So Machine”(A whimsical caution, in a Seuss-ish scene) By: Emmitt Owens (Index #04062026) In a town not too far, not too loud, not too grim,Lived a Think-So Machine in the mind of young Jim.It whirred and it clicked, it assumed and it guessed,And it always told Jim that he knew what… Read more
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THE POSSUM BRANCH SERIESEpisode 1: PILOT: The Squirrel SiegeBy: Emmitt Owens (Index #12012025) They don’t train you in radio school for nights like these. Mostly because nobody goes to radio school anymore. You just show up, prove you can avoid dead air, and pray someone remembers to pay you. I’m broadcasting from a shed… Read more
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The Gentle Dystopia: The Eleventh ChapterThe War of the WordsWritten By: Emmitt Owens(Index #07052025) Year: 2048Location: Global Literary Congress Assembly, Geneva DomeClassification: Historical Revision Initiative – Priority Alpha PART I: THE GENTLE SEDUCTION The amphitheater stretched beneath Geneva’s atmospheric dome like a vast white shell, its crystalline walls refracting the morning light into blueish patterns… Read more
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The Gentle Dystopia: The Memory of SkinThe Tenth ChapterWritten by: Emmitt Owens(Index #07022025) “Touch was recoded as non-essential. But I remember it triggering something deeper than breath—something closer to being.”—Extracted from Unregistered Memory Archive #147, Tactile Preservation Initiative The Chamber of No Touch ARIA’s Pleasure Pod activated smoothly—the curved, sterile walls pulsing with soft bioluminescence… Read more
