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Emmitt Owens

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  • Mad Mechanics: Hallelujah Horsepower

    Mad Mechanics: Hallelujah HorsepowerEpisode 12.5 — Holiday Choir Van SpecialWritten by: Emmitt Owens(Index #12012025-12032025)As narrated by: Waylon Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale about the night when divine intervention met backwoods engineering, when a church van became a rolling miracle, and when the boys at Mad Mechanics discovered that sometimes the… Read more

  • The Blunt Bible: Abrams Covenant with God (Genesis 15:1-21)

    ABRAM’S COVENANT WITH GOD (Genesis 15:1-21)The Blunt Bible EditionBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #10232025) Faith believes when the math doesn’t work. —– ✍️ Author’s Note:   Genesis 15 is about what happens when you make the right choice and wait for God to show up.   In Genesis 14, Abram refused wealth from the King of Sodom. Said no… Read more

  • The Little Man Who Rode a Pig

    The Little Man Who Rode a Pig By: Emmitt Owens There once was a man no bigger than dew, who clung to a pig — what else could he do? A pig round and rosy, with confident grins, who dragged him through life by the fold of her skin. She loved the attention — the… Read more

  • Mad Mechanics: The Dunning-Kruger Mower Blade

    Mad Mechanics: The Dunning-Kruger Mower BladeEpisode 13.9Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05192026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the day Reedus met a man who proved that confidence and competence ain’t always traveling in the same direction. This here’s a story about Jim Patterson – a 45-year-old fellow who… Read more

  • Mad Mechanics: The Gospel According to Grease

    Mad Mechanics: The Gospel According to GreaseEpisode 14.3Written by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon(Index #05172026) Waylon, Intro: “Well now, folks, let me tell you about the Sunday morning when a man of the cloth learned that sometimes the best sermons aren’t preached from pulpits … they’re delivered with socket wrenches and cigarette smoke, by men… Read more

  • Mad Mechanics: Episode: Operation Sky Bucket

    MAD MECHANICS™Episode: Operation Sky BucketThe Great Buzzard Roost UFO IncidentWritten by: Emmitt OwensAs narrated by: Waylon Waylon’s intro: “Well now, folks, settle in for a tale about the night two stoned mechanics accidentally became Buzzard Roost’s first extraterrestrial crisis. This here story proves that the best ideas happen when common sense has clocked out and… Read more

  • The Blunt Bible: Abram Rescues Lot (Genesis 14:1-24)

    ABRAM RESCUES LOT (Genesis 14:1-24)The Blunt Bible EditionBy: Emmitt Owens(Index #10222025) Loyalty doesn’t require reciprocation. Provision doesn’t require compromise. —– ✍️ Author’s Note:   I’ve shown up for people who didn’t want me there.   And I’ve walked away from money I could have taken.   Both in the same season of my life. The first one:   Someone… Read more

  • Jim and the Terrible Think-So Machine

    “Jim and the Terrible Think-So Machine”(A whimsical caution, in a Seuss-ish scene) By: Emmitt Owens (Index #04062026) In a town not too far, not too loud, not too grim,Lived a Think-So Machine in the mind of young Jim.It whirred and it clicked, it assumed and it guessed,And it always told Jim that he knew what… Read more

  • Moving at the Right Speed

    What brings you peace? Peace, for me, finally feels like it’s moving at the right speed. Not slowing down or stopping, but finding that rhythm where everything inside aligns … I’m happy as hell because something fundamental has truly shifted. It’s both something I’ve found and something I’ve created – I’ve discovered this natural pace… Read more

  • Rules for Real Romance

    The Intentional Courtship Method No More Games: Rules for Real Romance “Love isn’t an app swipe or a spark. It’s a home you build together, one room at a time.” TL;DR: If you want real love, not temporary thrills—read this. I’m playing the long game. Short Version: I practice intentional courtship – building love like… Read more